me: "Hey baby Sam"
Sam: "I'm not a baby."
me: "What would you like for dinner?"
Sam: "A cheese and lettuce sandwich."
me: "What a coincidence! Two months ago I foresaw this very conversation and cultivated a garden with lettuce in it just so that it would be ready for us to pick and eat tonight!"
Sam: "Can I pick it?"
Reviewing the Mail: Week of 12/9
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