I've been wanting to have an election-night party. You know, the kind where you watch the news and eat food and yell/cheer/dance/protest/etc.?
But Steve says that all of my Republican friends and my Democrat friends would try to kill each other and we don't have good enough liability insurance for that.
But y'all can be nice, right? Or at least pretend?
If I had a party, who'd come?