My boss called to report the problem, but the techs couldn't reproduce it.
Meaning:
The microwave is trying to kill
just
me.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
My microwave is trying to kill me
Every time I open the microwave in my office, it turns on. Like, the door is peacefully closed and the microwave is dark and then just because I decide to *open* the door, it decides to turn on--spewing forth waves of radiation directly at my abdomen.
My boss called to report the problem, but the techs couldn't reproduce it.
Meaning:
The microwave is trying to kill
just
me.
My boss called to report the problem, but the techs couldn't reproduce it.
Meaning:
The microwave is trying to kill
just
me.
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4 comments:
so weird!! I have never seen a microwave turn on with the door open!!
Hmmmmmm...Did you spill something in it and not clean it up? Perhaps it's angry, and an angry applicance is a little scarey. Watch your back.
How interesting that in the title it is *your* microwave. But in the post it is the *office* microwave, and there are technicians--Dr. bff sees deep psychological conflict and/or subliminal oven envy going on. Maybe all that radiation has addled your poor brain....
dear bff,
as per our conversation this afternoon, consider the difference:
my microwave in the office
my microwave in a office
a microwave in a office
a microwave in the office
my microwave in my office
the microwave in my office
a microwave in our office
a microwave is TRYING TO KILL ME
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