Every time I open the microwave in my office, it turns on. Like, the door is peacefully closed and the microwave is dark and then just because I decide to *open* the door, it decides to turn on--spewing forth waves of radiation directly at my abdomen.
My boss called to report the problem, but the techs couldn't reproduce it.
The microwave is trying to kill
The Beautiful Life of Nora Pepper
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