Saturday, November 22, 2008

My microwave is trying to kill me

Every time I open the microwave in my office, it turns on. Like, the door is peacefully closed and the microwave is dark and then just because I decide to *open* the door, it decides to turn on--spewing forth waves of radiation directly at my abdomen.

My boss called to report the problem, but the techs couldn't reproduce it.

Meaning:

The microwave is trying to kill

just

me.

4 comments:

Kathy said...

so weird!! I have never seen a microwave turn on with the door open!!

karen said...

Hmmmmmm...Did you spill something in it and not clean it up? Perhaps it's angry, and an angry applicance is a little scarey. Watch your back.

bff said...

How interesting that in the title it is *your* microwave. But in the post it is the *office* microwave, and there are technicians--Dr. bff sees deep psychological conflict and/or subliminal oven envy going on. Maybe all that radiation has addled your poor brain....

Kerry said...

dear bff,

as per our conversation this afternoon, consider the difference:

my microwave in the office

my microwave in a office

a microwave in a office

a microwave in the office

my microwave in my office

the microwave in my office

a microwave in our office

a microwave is TRYING TO KILL ME