Wednesday, April 01, 2009
will make you think that moms drink a lot.
and then this book
will confirm what you thought about moms drinking a lot.
next will come this book
where the protagonist will drink so much that he accidentally falls asleep for 20 hours. which actually sounds nice and makes you think maybe you should be a mom that drinks a lot.
and then when you feel bad for wanting to be a lush, you can read this book
where you can spend time in Israel NOT drinking, and you can learn to whine a lot.
and when you're done whining you can read this book
because it helps you remember that there are ways to fall asleep without drinking. Like, when you're so bored you want to die! this is a realization you'll be grateful for.