Sam: "Mommy. Why did you marry .that. man?!"
me: "You mean Daddy? What's wrong with Daddy?"
Sam: "Where do I START?!"
me: "He told you to go to bed, didn't he."
Sam: "He doesn't understand about my body. See, in the morning, my body has sleep. But at night? No sleep."
me: "Sounds like me."
Sam: "Oh, geez. You can take care of this, you know."
me: "How? I already take Ambien."
Sam: [shakes head] "You're still a pretty girl. You can find someone ELSE."
me: "Other than Daddy? But I like him."
Sam: "There's got to be someone else you can like. Maybe a friend? Maybe someone from work?"
me: "I think they'd make you go to bed, too."
Sam: "UGH. You people are IMPOSSIBLE."