Sometimes when you go to the bathroom, you get more than you bargained for

Like, maybe when you open the door, you find a meditating Buddha. And you say, "Omigoodness! It's Buddha!"

And the Buddha says, "What seek you?"

And you decide to go with it and you say, "I seek wisdom and the secret to Zen."

And Buddha says, "Hmmm... The secret is... You laugh hard and you leave the door open."

Which, really, is much deeper than you expected anything in the bathroom to be.