me: "Sam, did you wash your hands?"
me: "With Soap?"
Sam: "Here's what I did, Mommy. I washed my hands with soap for thirty seconds."
Sam: "And you know what I heard? I heard the germs calling for their mommies."
Lily: [wanting to have us laugh at her, too.] "I washed my hands, too, Mommy."
Lily: "And when *I* washed my hands, the germs turned to... BUTTS."
me: [Laugh, again. Hey, butts are always funny.]
Reviewing the Mail: Week of 11/118
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