Monday, April 26, 2010

Morning Conversation

Sam: "What are you looking for?"

me: "My razor."

Sam: "Why are you looking for your razor?"

me: "Because I need to shave my hairy armpits."

Sam: "Oh, I see." [pause][fake sigh] "Well, you should know, Mommy, you've got a LOT of work ahead of you."

me: "Dude."

Sam: [shrugs] "At least your mustache hasn't grown back in. That would be too much for one day."


Elise said...


You have GOT to be making this stuff up.

Your kids are hilarious.

Kerry said...

not making it up. promise.

though, Sam does *try* to make me laugh, so everything he says doesn't necessarily indicate what he actually thinks.

once, I was laughing at Lily and he got really mad. "You always laugh at her and you never laugh at me!" he said. I told him, no, I laugh at you all the time.

he sighed. "I know," he said. "I love it when you do that."

whirligigdaisy said...

OK. I had to scroll all the way to the bottom before I was caught up. But, totally worth it. Hilarious.