Monday, April 26, 2010

Morning Conversation

Sam: "What are you looking for?"

me: "My razor."

Sam: "Why are you looking for your razor?"

me: "Because I need to shave my hairy armpits."

Sam: "Oh, I see." [pause][fake sigh] "Well, you should know, Mommy, you've got a LOT of work ahead of you."

me: "Dude."

Sam: [shrugs] "At least your mustache hasn't grown back in. That would be too much for one day."

3 comments:

Elise said...

L.O.L.

You have GOT to be making this stuff up.

Your kids are hilarious.

Kerry said...

not making it up. promise.

though, Sam does *try* to make me laugh, so everything he says doesn't necessarily indicate what he actually thinks.

once, I was laughing at Lily and he got really mad. "You always laugh at her and you never laugh at me!" he said. I told him, no, I laugh at you all the time.

he sighed. "I know," he said. "I love it when you do that."

whirligigdaisy said...

OK. I had to scroll all the way to the bottom before I was caught up. But, totally worth it. Hilarious.