The Great Thing About Ambien

is that sometimes in your hypnotic state, you actually do things that are really helpful. Like, you randomly decide to put all of your pictures on a secret data drive *right before your computer crashes.* You don't remember doing it (though after you find them you do have a vague memory of maybe doing it at three in the morning while feeling the ambi-haze), but those pictures of your babies' first birthday? Totally safe. Yay for Ambien!