sam: "Mommy, you think I'm cute, right?"
me: "You ARE cute."
sam: "I'm thinking I can use my cuteness."
me: "Use it?"
sam: "Yeah. For money."
me: "You're going to use your cuteness for money."
sam: "I think all I need is a sign: 'see cuteness for $1!' People will definitely pay to see me."
me: "You think?"
sam: "Don't worry. I'll give you some of the money, Mommy. If you need it. If you don't, I'll just keep it."
me: "Okay. I'll let you know."
How The Hell Did This Happen? by P.J. O'Rourke
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