me: "Hey, you wrote you name on your arm."
Lily: [Holds up arm and examines it.] "It's not writing. It's a tattoo."
me: "You're going to grow up and get ten thousand tattoos, aren't you. There's nothing I'm going to be able to do to stop it."
Lily: "All cool girls get tattoos."
me: "But I don't have any tattoos."
Lily: [shrugs, sort of glares at me--Lily's default look when she's looking at me.] "Yes, because *COOL GIRLS* get tattoos."
me: "I see."