me: "Hey, you wrote you name on your arm."
Lily: [Holds up arm and examines it.] "It's not writing. It's a tattoo."
me: "You're going to grow up and get ten thousand tattoos, aren't you. There's nothing I'm going to be able to do to stop it."
Lily: "All cool girls get tattoos."
me: "But I don't have any tattoos."
Lily: [shrugs, sort of glares at me--Lily's default look when she's looking at me.] "Yes, because *COOL GIRLS* get tattoos."
me: "I see."
Showing posts with label Cool is not really an adjective that describes me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cool is not really an adjective that describes me. Show all posts
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
You really know you're old when
your idea of a good birthday activity is to go grocery shopping without the kids.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, July 07, 2008
Evidence that my brain has a problem with obsession
Remember this post?
I didn't get it. I mean, when I did the math I saw it was right, but it didn't make *sense.*
So I obsessed. I obsessed and obsessed and obsessed. Weeks passed. It still didn't make sense.
Until yesterday. I was pouring some soap into the bathtub, and I suddenly *got* it.
It all came down to this (kinda dumb)joke my dad used to tell me. "If you have a man and a woman, and the woman travels half the distance to the man. And then the man travels half the distance to the woman, and so on, how long will it take for them to get to each other?"
The answer? "They'll never get to each other. But they'll get close enough for all practical purposes!"
Only engineers think this joke is funny.
Anyway, I realized that the distance the people are travelling a few steps in is a lot smaller than the distance they first travelled, even though each leg is 0.5 times the size of the last. So, even though the 0.5 is constant, the actual distance changes.
Then I realized that the gas mileage thing has a relationship to that kind of exponential problem and suddenly, it actually made sense.
So, thanks Dad. All these weeks later I can FINALLY stop friggin trying to figure it out!
I didn't get it. I mean, when I did the math I saw it was right, but it didn't make *sense.*
So I obsessed. I obsessed and obsessed and obsessed. Weeks passed. It still didn't make sense.
Until yesterday. I was pouring some soap into the bathtub, and I suddenly *got* it.
It all came down to this (kinda dumb)joke my dad used to tell me. "If you have a man and a woman, and the woman travels half the distance to the man. And then the man travels half the distance to the woman, and so on, how long will it take for them to get to each other?"
The answer? "They'll never get to each other. But they'll get close enough for all practical purposes!"
Only engineers think this joke is funny.
Anyway, I realized that the distance the people are travelling a few steps in is a lot smaller than the distance they first travelled, even though each leg is 0.5 times the size of the last. So, even though the 0.5 is constant, the actual distance changes.
Then I realized that the gas mileage thing has a relationship to that kind of exponential problem and suddenly, it actually made sense.
So, thanks Dad. All these weeks later I can FINALLY stop friggin trying to figure it out!
Thursday, February 28, 2008
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