Friday, December 16, 2011

things students will do for paper extensions:

make up rap/songs about the class

play the "Zelda" theme song on a violin that hadn't been tuned since last December. (he tuned it right before he played, but warned us that it doesn't hold its tune very well after such a long hiatus. whatevs, kid.)

eat a twinkie in one bite

dress like Jimmer but with two ties.

crochet scarfs for roommates

stuff their mouths (and ear!) with as many gummy worms as possible.

go a few days without a shower

chug a disgusting mix of milk, soda, juice and every other liquid in the Canon Center. (also, there was a gummy worm at the bottom of the bottle.)

eat as many Oreos in a minute as possible

I guess the question is, what won't students do for an extension? (especially superuptight honors students.)

Question: What would you have done?

1 comment:

Louise Plummer said...

I would have sung, "I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie."