Kristin came up with a deeply good reason to vote for Huckabee

"Um but Kerry!!" she says, "Huckabee has Chuck Norris' Support... don't you know that Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down. And he's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. And there's no such thing as evolution, only the animals Chuck Norris allows to live. And it's not a chin behind Chuck Norris' beard , it's another fist. Don't you get it Kerry, if Chuck Norris Supports Huckabee you should too!"

I stand corrected.