I bet tree hugging enviros everywhere will be TICKED. (They seem to like when things are HARD, so this won't make them happy...)
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No no no. You didn't read it through. To reduce the co2 footprint, all you gotta do is you have to wash them in cold water and hang them out to dry! What could be a bigger pain in the bottom than that? This will NOT piss the tree huggers off (I hug my trees every day, btw), it will just give them more to feel self-righteous about. Cause you can bet they'll do it that way. They'll probably beat the nappies in the river with a stick, using home-grown yucca root for soap.
see, the thing the article didn't mention, though, is that you CAN'T wash nappies in COLD water!! Because that won't kill all the critters that live in poop! (And I know ALL about those critters, just see my weight loss post...) I guess you could soak them in alcohol, but I think that would wear the nappies down too fast and they did say that you needed to use the same cloth diapers for YEARS to make it worth it...
Also, do you think that archeologists of the future will wonder why we preserved poop so well? Poop in diapers, dog poop in plastic baggies... they will be so confused.
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No no no. You didn't read it through. To reduce the co2 footprint, all you gotta do is you have to wash them in cold water and hang them out to dry! What could be a bigger pain in the bottom than that? This will NOT piss the tree huggers off (I hug my trees every day, btw), it will just give them more to feel self-righteous about. Cause you can bet they'll do it that way. They'll probably beat the nappies in the river with a stick, using home-grown yucca root for soap.
see, the thing the article didn't mention, though, is that you CAN'T wash nappies in COLD water!! Because that won't kill all the critters that live in poop! (And I know ALL about those critters, just see my weight loss post...) I guess you could soak them in alcohol, but I think that would wear the nappies down too fast and they did say that you needed to use the same cloth diapers for YEARS to make it worth it...
Or maybe there's nothing like a little E Coli to get them feeling NICE and self righteous...
I just like the word nappy.
Also, do you think that archeologists of the future will wonder why we preserved poop so well? Poop in diapers, dog poop in plastic baggies... they will be so confused.
"The Cult of the Poop Goddess" I can hear it now!
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