Showing posts with label (that's why she's my BFF). Show all posts
Showing posts with label (that's why she's my BFF). Show all posts

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Evening Conversation

Sam: "What's a solstice without soda?"

my BFF: "About as appealing as Christmas without otters."

me: [laugh]

my BFF: "Come on. It really wasn't that funny, Kerry."

me: [laugh harder]

Sam: "Hey, I really like soda."



(Sam as a baby: sneaking soda from Aunt Kathy.)

Saturday, October 18, 2008

As long as I'm quoting my BFF, here are her thoughts on housekeeping:

"Ugh. Cleaning your house is such a drag. I mean, you do ALL THAT WORK, and then? ... you just have to do it again in a couple of months."

Friday, October 17, 2008

My BFF's thoughts on religion

"Christianity should mean two things: 1) Love God 2) Love your neighbor. And really, when you filter out all the bullsh*t, the best parts of every religion on earth are some version of those two things. 1) You are not the center of the universe. 2) So stop being such an a$$h*le. On this hangs the law and the prophets."