"Mommy, *this* is JAZZ!"

At first, I thought Sam was just bringing home someone else's homework.

Then I realized, "Leumas? Who names their kid Leumas?" And the handwriting did sort of look like Sam's, if a bit messier than normal. So I thought, "Maybe it's like a superhero? One I haven't heard of? Maybe one Sam made up? He *is* creative that way..."

but Sam explained, "It's my name, Mommy. I was just feeling a little backwards today."