Showing posts with label bite me Bill Gates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bite me Bill Gates. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Who needs pictures of your babies' first birthdays, right?

the data recovery company found *some* of my stuff. not all. he, too, blames it all on Bill Gates. Windows Vista programming flaw, he says.

so.

any suggestions on the best Mac laptop to buy?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dear Microsoft:

YOU FRIGGIN DID IT AGAIN!!!

WHERE ARE ALL MY FILES?!!

I AM SOOO BUYING A MAC. MAYBE TOMORROW MORNING.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear Microsoft Auto Update:

For some reason you have deleted my entire computer.
I no longer exist
or my profile doesn't exist
or something.
But I had a dissertation on that computer.
And a few novels.
And pictures of my babies' first birthdays.
So if you could stop
deleting people
and their files
just because you want to auto update yourself
that would be great.

xo,

me

ps: u suck

Monday, June 15, 2009