Showing posts with label church is hilarious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label church is hilarious. Show all posts

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Primary Program Today

my favorite quote, from a nine year old girl reading the Proclamation on the Family:

"Successful marriages and families are established and maintained on principles of faith, prayer, repentance, forgiveness, respect, love, compassion, work, and wholesome erectional activities." [sic]

Monday, June 01, 2009

I want this one

Yesterday at church

we had a lesson on food storage. They gave us a list of everything we needed. Here is an excerpt:

16 cases hard red wheat
8 cases white rice
8 cases pinto beans
8 cases macaroni
1 goat (if needed)


(I tried to take a picture, but it was too fuzzy.)

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Today at church

we talked about

1) the Golf War

2) Guilding people into doing things.

Or maybe I misunderstood something cuz of the Utah accent thing...