This morning one of my research assistants said to me, "Wow... you look like a zombie."

To which I replied yes, but a zombie who feeds on the pain of research assistants.

And to prove it, I made him spend the day writing a bibliography for 200 books using the newly revised MLA format.

I know a secret that Cheri Earl doesn't know.

but I don't think she blogs. And I'm not telling until she asks.