me: [using the restroom]
Lily: Mama! [babies apparently think toilet time is perfect for chatting. hence: you never get to go to the restroom alone.]
Lily: [sympathetic frown and nod] You go poo-poo in your pants?
me: No, I made it to the toilet. But thanks for asking.
Lily: [sympathetic frown turns to philosophical frown] Poo-poo is yucky.
me: I'm glad you're finally realizing this.
Lily: Yeah. Poo-poo is yucky. Don't eat it!
me: Congratulations on learning your first major life lesson.
Lily: [laughs and walks away] Don't go poo-poo in your pants, Mommy!
Book-A-Day 2018 #21: Vallista by Steven Brust
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