Random Man at Home Depot (RMHD): "Which of these things do you have?"
Me: "The Senco." [I point to Industrial Speed Screw Gun: Model DS202.]
RMHD: "Do you like it?"
Me: "Yeah. But I just bought it this morning."
RMHD: "But you like it so far?"
Me: "Yeah. Actually, it's kind of fun. A power trip."
RMHD: [smiles] "Well, I guess now you're just going to have to find as many things to screw as you can."
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