I never thought I'd say this but

I'm getting tired of reading books.

Like this book:


it wasn't a bad book. it was interesting in a lot of ways. it even had this fascinating ad in the back that says something (dunno what) about the projected audience:


still. it took me too long to read.

kind of like this book is taking too long:


it's taking me, like, faEVER.

also this book:


whose advice so far seems to boil down to "just write a better book, dammit."

Did I just swear?

Oh, well. I guess I did. I guess that's how books are starting to make me feel.