I'm just going to post this picture and then not say anything.
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See, crap like this just makes me blaspheme.
I went to a seminary function once where the scripture theme was "Be ye therefore clean ye that bear the vessels of the Lord." and what they did with it was (wait for it)
Teddy Bears.
Yes. Get it? "Bear," like, *bear,* so I blasphemed then too.
I used to be in a ward in the Avenues, Ann. In some ways it was worse because when I'd ditch Relief Society, I'd get caught by Gordon B and he'd shake his cane at me, scoldingly. Awkward.
Mmm. I love divine rolls. They should turn all gospel principles into food. Make a new section in the Priesthood/Relief Society manual, and add it to each chapter. "How to teach this with baked goods."
11 comments:
See, crap like this just makes me blaspheme.
I went to a seminary function once where the scripture theme was "Be ye therefore clean ye that bear the vessels of the Lord." and what they did with it was (wait for it)
Teddy Bears.
Yes. Get it? "Bear," like, *bear,* so I blasphemed then too.
Um, wow.
I'd {roll} my eyes and then get out the butter.
You'd do well in my ward, Kerry. Keep the Aves in mind if you ever get the urge to move.
I used to be in a ward in the Avenues, Ann. In some ways it was worse because when I'd ditch Relief Society, I'd get caught by Gordon B and he'd shake his cane at me, scoldingly. Awkward.
At least you got a snack!
Steve keeps trying to eat my roll, but I keep telling him that he can't cuz it's *sacred.*
I am so glad I clicked thru the comments! Hysterical.
first comment was not your mom.
I do feel a little yeasty inside...
Mmm. I love divine rolls. They should turn all gospel principles into food. Make a new section in the Priesthood/Relief Society manual, and add it to each chapter. "How to teach this with baked goods."
When the roll is called up yonder,
what will we do with all the jam?
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