Dress like polygamists:
Proclaim their love for SWILUA via T-shirt
Walk around BYU (with a straight face) dressed like Abe Lincoln. And then--after reciting by memory the Gettysburg address--share a self-written Haiku about Ninja Slavery. (A very deep poem, at that.)
And last but certainly not least, make me THE MOST AWESOME PURSE EVER out of DUCT TAPE!!! It even has little magnets that snap it shut. I'm totally going to use it!