[Sam and I are finishing up a yoga class; Sam loves yoga--has been going since he was six weeks old. Our current yoga teacher is like a cross between Richard Simmons and Mr. Rogers. All things considered, this is much better than Orgasmic Breathing Teacher.]
yoga teacher: "Wow. That kid is amazing. He's like a little reincarnated lama. It must be such a delight to live with such a *light.*"
me: "Yeah, he's a good kid. A real Yogi."
Sam: [running in circles] "And I like honey, too!"
me: "Sam, did you wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?"
Sam: "umm.... yes?"
me: "Don't lie to me."
Sam: [hits forehead]
yoga teacher: "I'll get the hand sanitizer."
How The Hell Did This Happen? by P.J. O'Rourke
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