Dear George Bush:

Here's the thing, honey. Daylight savings is not supposed to come in March. It is supposed to come at General Conference time, so that they can remind us over the pulpit over and over to re-set our clocks.

But you went and changed that.

And so, the fact that I show up an hour late, looking around all confused at events that seem to be almost over?

Your fault.

xo

me