Yogi Sam

[Sam and I are finishing up a yoga class; Sam loves yoga--has been going since he was six weeks old. Our current yoga teacher is like a cross between Richard Simmons and Mr. Rogers. All things considered, this is much better than Orgasmic Breathing Teacher.]

yoga teacher: "Wow. That kid is amazing. He's like a little reincarnated lama. It must be such a delight to live with such a *light.*"

me: "Yeah, he's a good kid. A real Yogi."

Sam: [running in circles] "And I like honey, too!"

me: "Sam, did you wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?"

Sam: "umm.... yes?"

me: "Don't lie to me."

Sam: [hits forehead]

yoga teacher: "I'll get the hand sanitizer."