Cause that's the real heresy

Upon seeing me at the computer this morning, Steve said, "Oh, great! The internet is working again!"

To which I replied, "Yes it is."

Then, Steve asked, "What did you *do* yesterday without the internet?"

I said, "I read the Bible." [true story.]

Steve, who actually *saw* me reading the bible and knew this was true, looked a little confused/horrified for a moment. He said, "you mean, you could have chosen between Harry Potter and the Bible and you chose the *bible*?!"

yeah, kid. I did.

let the witch trials begin.