Really, I just wanted an excuse to post that creepy picture again

which is why I'm going to re-create this morning's conversation with my four year old.

4yo: Hello Mommy!
me: Hello!
4yo: So. Tell me about how you slept!
me: I slept just great. What about you? How did you sleep?
4yo: Well, mommy, I had a nightmare.
me: A nightmare! Oh no!
4yo: Yeah. It was bad.
me: what happened?
4yo: Well, I went to McDonald's, but they didn't have any chocolate milk!
me: No chocolate milk?!
4yo: No. And they didn't have any chicken!
me: No chicken?!
4yo: No! I had to eat a disgusting hamburger!

Oh, the horror.