Just two more reasons that living in Utah will turn you into a feminist

Both found in today's "Police Beat" (from the BYU Daily Universe, I think; my co-worker read them to me). One is just silly. The other is just *wrong.*

1) Police called to the scene because an adult, MALE, duck was found wandering (without permission!) in the FEMALE dorm.

I mean, was it a "dirty" duck? or what?

2) Police called to the scene because a "suspicious" man is spotted near the Wymount playground, watching children play. When questioned, the man reveals that he is (ick!) babysitting his nephews.

So, like, a man actually caring for children is suspicious enough that someone would friggin call the police?!

This state could even make my *mom* feminist.