Friday, September 12, 2008

More midnight crazies

I'm driving toward a mountain when suddenly the moon starts zigging crazy across the sky and I think... "Hmmm.... gravitational anomaly... Dang it! That stupid super conductor really did make a black hole and now we only have 50 days to live!!" So I drive home and watch a big plane crash and then turn into a fire monster and casually think, well, I hope the boys get out of the house! And I go to pick up Lily. But if the world is really going to end, I think I'd better have a red dress. So I stop at my favorite store and look for bargains because the dollar sux right now. But as soon as I get a very unflattering-but-I-had-to-buy-it-because-apparently-it-was-what-my-mom-was-wearing-when-she-got-married-red-dress, my lower back starts throbbing and I go, "Oh, *&^%$, I'm in labor. Perfect timing."


Anonymous said...

Super conductor? Well the "Large Hadron Collider" has super cooled magnets in it, it may even have super conductors, but it is the collider that could create a black hole...well probably not.


[kɹeɪ̯ɡ̊] said...

Oy. You dohave the best/weirdest dreams.

Every time I read "hadron collider", my mind makes it "hardon collider" and I get the giggles.