Miss Provo: "So, this guy hit on me like two weeks ago, and he was really rich."
Me: "Rich is nice."
Miss Provo: "But I just wasn't attracted to him! Which really disappointed me because I've always *wanted* to be a gold digger." [sigh] "I guess I just can't pull it off."
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Andrew and I both agree. We want to be gold-diggers too. So much.
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