Sam: "Oh, Mommy. You are so sweet."
me: "Thanks, buddy."
Sam: "And you are so beautiful."
me: "Aw. Thanks, buddy."
Sam: "I think I'd like you to be my wife."
me: "Oh, that's nice, baby. But I can't be your wife because I'm your mommy."
Sam: "But I want to be your wife!"
me: "You mean husband?"
Sam: "No, wife."
me: "I think you meant husband."
Sam: [sigh] "Let's just get this taken care of. C'mon."
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