Morning Conversation

Steve: "Hey, Lily, who's this?" [points to Lily]

Lily: "'s me!"

Steve: "Who's watching TV?"

Lily: "Sam!"

Steve: "Who's this?" [points to me]

Lily: "Mommy!"

Steve: "Who's this?" [points to himself]

Lily: [furrowed brow, lowered voice] "Angry in the house."