Friday, September 26, 2008

The Oedipus Chronicles

Sam: "Oh, Mommy. You are so sweet."

me: "Thanks, buddy."

Sam: "And you are so beautiful."

me: "Aw. Thanks, buddy."

Sam: "I think I'd like you to be my wife."

me: "Oh, that's nice, baby. But I can't be your wife because I'm your mommy."

Sam: "But I want to be your wife!"

me: "You mean husband?"

Sam: "No, wife."

me: "I think you meant husband."

Sam: [sigh] "Let's just get this taken care of. C'mon."

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