We pay the boyscouts $32 a year to put an American flag in our yard on every holiday. This being Memorial Day, there was a flag there this morning. Thus, the would-have-been-offensive-had-it-not-been-said-by-a-four-year-old exchange this morning:
4yo: "Oh, Mommy! What's that there?"
me: "It's an American Flag, honey!"
4yo: "You know, mommy, I think I just YOVE American FAGS!"
Me, too, baby doll. Me too.
Lost and Found: 1969-2003 by Bill Griffith
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