Me: "Want me to make you an egg?"
Sam: "An egg?"
Me: "Yeah, an egg."
Sam: [screws up face] "That looks like a white egg."
Me: "It's an egg."
Sam: "Yes, but, I only eat green eggs. Like the book says."
Me: "I think you missed the point of that book."
Sam: "Yes, but, for some reason, the only eggs that taste good to me are green." [Shrug.]
Good thing I'm supermom.