Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Morning Conversation: Channeling Trinny and Suzanna

Lily: "Mommy, I need to talk to you."

Me: "What do you need to talk to me about?"

Lily: "Your boobs."

Me: "My boobs?"

Lily: "They're falling."

Me: "Um..."

Lily: "Why are they falling?"

Me: "Um... because I had babies?"

Lily: "When I grow up, will my boobs fall, too?"

Me: "Probably."

Lily: [Despair-laden-sigh][Then reaches over and grabs one of my boobs] "We just need to figure out how to make.them.stay.UP!!"

Me: "Maybe a better bra?"

Lily: "SOMEthing."

5 comments:

Barb @ getupandplay said...

I'm dying here! So funny!!

Trisha said...

No way, she really said that??? That is HILARIOUS! I better stop being seen naked by Ava before she starts commenting on my sagging boobs and belly! Silly girl

Bre said...

OH MY GOSH!!! that is too funny!! poor boobies :0(

Elise said...

WOW. That is the funniest thing!!

Jonathan and Michelle said...

Oh Lily! How funny is she!? I love that she is so... honest. I'm thinking that's the best word for it since I'm trying to look on the positive side of things. :)