Me: "What do you need to talk to me about?"
Lily: "Your boobs."
Me: "My boobs?"
Lily: "They're falling."
Me: "Um..."
Lily: "Why are they falling?"
Me: "Um... because I had babies?"
Lily: "When I grow up, will my boobs fall, too?"
Me: "Probably."
Lily: [Despair-laden-sigh][Then reaches over and grabs one of my boobs] "We just need to figure out how to make.them.stay.UP!!"
Me: "Maybe a better bra?"
Lily: "SOMEthing."
5 comments:
I'm dying here! So funny!!
No way, she really said that??? That is HILARIOUS! I better stop being seen naked by Ava before she starts commenting on my sagging boobs and belly! Silly girl
OH MY GOSH!!! that is too funny!! poor boobies :0(
WOW. That is the funniest thing!!
Oh Lily! How funny is she!? I love that she is so... honest. I'm thinking that's the best word for it since I'm trying to look on the positive side of things. :)
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