This morning Sam woke up, found the prayer rock at the bottom of his bed and said, "Mommy! The rock didn't cut my foot up like it was supposed to!"
me: "but did you remember to pray?"
[confused look] Sam: "I guess I did now."
me: "you didn't want the rock to cut you up anyway."
Sam: "no, I didn't."
A tiny rant
1 day ago