explain to us all the REAL reason behind global warming... in Spanish with their mouths taped shut
wear their hair like Shirley Temple
give us a projector show of their baby pictures
eat a full piece of pizza with a full cup of applesauce dumped on top
lead the class in some yoga and pilates; aka "yogalates"
bake a SWILUA sculpture with eerie likeness
kiss the ground SWILUA walks on
and dress like... this.