wear their hair like Shirley Temple
give us a projector show of their baby pictures
eat a full piece of pizza with a full cup of applesauce dumped on top
lead the class in some yoga and pilates; aka "yogalates"
bake a SWILUA sculpture with eerie likeness
kiss the ground SWILUA walks on
and dress like... this.
3 comments:
I must must must:
a) come up with an honorarium at least half as cool as SWILUA,
b) learn how to effectively implement the paper extension activities, and
c) experiment on my own students
I've decided this will make my life much more interesting. Any tips?
I put it on the syllabus, which is titled, "SWILUA's Manifesto." You can have it if you want.
(You can copy it if you want, too. I sort of copied the persona of "SWILUA" from Zina who calls herself, "She who must be obeyed." Teaching is all ABOUT stealing stuff from people, right?)
Oh, man. Don't tempt me like that unless you mean it.
You know my email address.
And I'll be coming through town in January to buy you ice cream.
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