Lily: "Oh. What do I have, Daddy?"
Steve: "That's my wedding ring. How'd you get it?"
Lily: "What is it?"
Steve: "Like, what's it made of? What do you think it's made of?"
Lily: "What is it?"
me: "It's Gold, baby."
Steve: "Now, give it back. It's expensive."
Lily: "Hmm... No, Daddy. I'm going to need monies if you want it."
Steve: "You're *extorting* me?!"
Lily: "I'm going to need monies or no ring."
Steve: "How much is it going to cost me?"
Lily: "One money."
Steve: [fishes out a penny]
Lily: [grins and snatches penny, then shakes her head so that the ring--which she'd put on her head like a crown--falls on the table.]
Steve: "What are you going to do with that money?"
Lily: "I'm going to the DENTIST!"
2 comments:
She's going to need to work on her post-monies-acquisition plans.
Lily is awesome.
Go Lily! I get the feeling that Steve will have to keep more and more monies on hand. At least she's knows Dental work is expensive. :)
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