[we're waiting for the doctor]
Sam: "I have to go to the bathroom."
Lily: "I have to go to the bathroom, too."
me: "I think there's only one bathroom."
Lily: "Wait a second, I'll ask." [muttering in the hallway] "Come on, Sam!"
[they come back]
Sam: "Wow. That was just really amazing."
Lily: "I know! TWO BATHROOMS! One over here and the other over there!"
Sam: "And Dr. Katie knew where they were! She showed us!"
Lily: [awed] "She is so smart."
Sam: [adoring gaze toward the hallway] "That's why she's a doctor."
The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 26 by Charles M. Schulz
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