If you were in Cali, isn't that where you would go?

I went to visit the biggest windmill farm in north america this thanksgiving and it was awesome!



My mom thought it was a little weird that the place I wanted to go most was to see the windmills, but, oh well. I thought it rocked!

But we went other places too that were fun. Like the Nut Tree Family Park!



I had a great time on the Merry Go Round.



Lily was less than impressed.

Is this kid adorable or what?!

Sam at the Nut Tree Family Park in Cali:

Well, seeing as I'm a college WRITING professor and all, this is kinda embarassing

Cash Advance Loans

Had to look the picture up, Travis. Couldn't help myself. :-)

Not the only boots girl

this is a picture of my maternal grandmother. apparently, she was really proud of her boots, too.

Lily's new boyfriends

We sat next to these guys on the plane home from Cali yesterday:

Lily was a shameless flirt. She played peek-a-boo, she made her eyes go all coquettish, she laughed and babbled and touched their hair. She even demonstrated her head-butting technique on her dad in an attempt to get them to let her join the team. They discussed it, but decided she was too tough for them. And, that, yanno, her whole plan for world-domination didn't quite jive with the team agenda. But they blew her a kiss anyway cause she's purty cute.

I'm thankful for...

pictures that make me laugh

Bad Hair Happens

My cousin Sarah just sent me this picture of her kiddo...

When we're stupid we think that we're wise

So, I just finished reading a thoroughly horrific (not only preachy and didactic and self righteous, but a complete misunderstanding of analysis, critical thinking, and, yes, even the friggin English language) student paper and it's made me wonder...

you know how the Book of Mormon warns against thinking that being learned means that you're wise?

I think we've taken it too far.

Ignorance was never a virtue, people.

COME ON, NOW!!!!

Every now and then, students rock

Whenever I get a cold, it goes immediately to my voice and I sound like a gravelly meth user.

Thus, the following conversation while teaching:

girl student: "Did you lose your voice?"

me: "No, I'm just talking like this because I wanted to sound sexy."

boy student [straight faced] sitting on front row: "Well, it's *working.*"

Today's Bravery Award Goes To...

Sam! Who didn't cry at all when he got his flu shot today! He scrunched his eyes together and said, "ow... ow..." but then he took a trembling breath and didn't cry!

which made me cry.

ironic, isn't it?

Apparenty, I used to have a brain

My mom just sent me this excerpt from a family Christmas letter:

"[Kerry] is constantly writing, although she is only in Kindergarten." He then says: "She spells strictly phonetically. For example: "I am sary," or "wy nyd a baby bessing." Marty said, "It's nice to find notes saying, "I love you dadee."" He also says, "We play a math game, I say a string of problems like 3 plus 7 take away 4 take away 2 double that, now what's that equal? She gets 4 out of 5 right."

Wha' happened, people?!

Lily's reaction to the last post

"Shoe! Mama! Mama! Shoe! My Shoe!"

[happy laugh followed by triumphant tone and poking at my poor computer screen]

"SHOE!!!!"

Lily luvs shoes

All you gender un-essentialists out there, consider this:

my one year old is passionatey in love with her shoes.

I'm not kidding, either. She rocks them like they're baby dolls. She makes up songs about them. One of her only words is: "Shoe." Or, alternatively, "My shoe." [insert relieved giggling and much hugging of said shoe.]

Sometimes, if she's crying, you can give her a shoe and she'll stop.

Sometimes, she takes her shoes to bed with her like a not-so-cuddly security blanket.

This one is her absolute favorite:

"House" is just like Scooby Doo

It always follows the same format, but you love it, yanno?

(Plus Hugh Laurie is hot.)

Here's a Picture of my Parasite

The labs came back

And I *do* have a parasite.

Me: "Seriously? A parasite? This is America."

Doctor: "Well, dear, when you live with people who think it's funny to eat their own poop, this kind of thing is bound to happen."

Me: "But this is America."

Doctor: "I know. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to call the Health Department." [shrug] "Mandatory reporting and all."

My student just sent me this picture

From left to right we are: 1) A Palm Tree 2) Aphrodite 3) A Pumpkin.

If I can ever figure out how to transfer pictures from Steve's Camera, I'll post my kids in their costumes cause they're adorable.

Sam the Lyricist

My three year old made up these hilarious alternative words to Twinkle Twinkle:

Twinkle Twinkle BIG BIG star
How I wonder what you ATE
Up above the world so LOW
Like a Rocket SLOW SLOW SLOW
Twinkle Twinkle BIG BIG star
How I wonder what you ATE

I might have a parasite

Stomach flu just won't die. So I go to see the doctor man. Who suggests that there might be a protozoan cause to my... uh... problems.

So I google this protozoan parasite thing he says I might have. Three big outbreaks have occurred recently:

1) in North Wales
2) in Utah County
3) at my BFF's house

Apparently, I'm the vector.

Well, I've always wanted to be *someone.*

Some of you are still confused

Even after my clarification post, I've gotten a few concerned emails from people thinking that I've *lost* twenty pounds. So I just want to clarify again. No 20 pound loss. The scale literally had the number 20 on it. So I weigh less than... my one year old?

I think something was bent inside the scale, so the spring won't let the dial go past the number 20.

So I threw the scale away this morning.

So: yes, my diet is officially over. No, it is not because I reached my goal weight. It is because I am too cheap to buy a new scale.

Before the twenty pound incident, my last known weight was 167. That was more than a month ago. Who even KNOWS how much I weigh today. (I will bet money that it is *not* 147, though. :-)

Summary:

240: how much I weighed when I delivered Lily more than 18 months ago
167: how much I weighed last time my scale wasn't crazy
163: how much I weighed before I got pregnant
77: how many pounds I gained during pregnancy
73: how many pounds I know I've lost in the last 18 months

diet: OVER

the end.

In case that last post was confusing

the number on the scale was literally 20. just a 2 and a 0. making me... dead?

sam lately will tell me about stuff that happened and he'll end it with, "and then I died."

guess it's running in the family.