[We're in line to check out at Wal-Mart]
Sam: [looking sideways at a $5 set of Legos] "Mom? How good do you think I've been this trip?"
Me: "How good do you *think* you've been?"
Sam: "Hmm... I'd say I've been about 50% good."
Me: "Not, like, 51% or 52%?"
Sam: "No. Just 50%. But that's divided between two stores."
Me: "I think that might be a skewed sample."
[I bought him the Legos. Just cuz he made me laugh. I'm soft like that.]
Lost and Found: 1969-2003 by Bill Griffith
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